I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Randomize
