You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
