why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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