I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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