y did u give ur computer a hand job?
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
