Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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