I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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