Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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