Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The feeling are messing with the penis
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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