is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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