Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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