I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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