'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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