O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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