This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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