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could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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