i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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