quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
