I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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