Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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The uberlube is also flammable
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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