Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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