hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Randomize
