I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I understand Curling. That high.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Randomize
