I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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