The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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