If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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