He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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