Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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