I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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