Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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