didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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