i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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