HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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