his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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