Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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