Got a toothbrush?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Randomize
