What a fucking waste of an outfit
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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