Whod you bang
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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