you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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