You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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