really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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