just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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