the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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