Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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