Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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