the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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