Just cropdusted the office
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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