I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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