doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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