If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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