I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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