Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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