Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
So much rum. So many feels.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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