and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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