I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
